I wish I had a lab in my house where I could try science. When I saw this t-shirt I pictured myself in front of my five year old and two year old making stuff explode. The next thing I thought of is this would be a great phrase to use when I’m about to break something important at work. It pretty much tells everyone, hey brah, I got this.
There are fewer important figures in American history than Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. He was a Pastor, an Activist, and arguably the most important figure in the Civil Rights movement.
Today, we honor MLK’s legacy. I scoured the web this morning looking for what I felt was the right t-shirt to do that. And, while there were many, this is the one I chose.
It’s all Bullshit!
I read a book recently titled Trust Me, I’m Lying which kinda opens your eyes to the stuff we see and read in the media. Especially blogs like Gawker, Tech Crunch, and the Huffington Post.(etc.) I’m probably not innocent in the deception ether. Just read the title to this post. But, at least this site is mostly just about funny t-shirts.
So in honor of all the BS that we get fed on a daily basis I give you the It’s All Bullshit T-Shirt from Headline Shirts.
Strait out of the mind of a five year old.
My kid is way into the Ninja Turtles right. So much so that he made up a fantastical story about a Ninja Turtle Roller Coaster last night. Apparently it’s way high and you go down like whoosh, and them you zoom zoom all over. That’s what he tells me at least. Oh yeah, and it’s in New York.
So in honor of that amazing fictional roller coaster from the mind of a five year old I give you a classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt.
Nothing says Holloween like ZOMBIES! Well, that and maybe pumpkins or 19 pounds of candy. You get the point though.
And nothing says Zombies, like Brains!
Today you’ll probably see a hundred zombies or so walking around your neighborhood, only to be rivaled by the multitude of Elsa’s walking around.
The internet is full of some pretty rad Zombie T-Shirts, but it was actually kinda difficult to find “Brain” specific tees that were different. These five all represent some pretty badass t-shirts available from some great companies. Check em’ out!
1. Happy Brains
No kidding! If you’re over the age of 12 you had a saying that you learned in school in order to remember the names of the planets. My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Ninety Pizza’s. Now what the heck is she going to serve us.
I feel like this t-shirt is my equivalent to walking uphill to school in the snow. Maybe that was true. Hmmm.
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women. Yeah, that sounds about right. That, and Tacos.
Check out the What is Best in Life Conan the Barbarian T-Shirt here. It’s from the folks over at 80’s Tees.com
I remember watching this movie as a kid. Now that I think about it, maybe it wasn’t the best movie to watch at ~5 years old. That could explain a lot.
That’s Arnold in his prime. Now we have this guy.
Still kind of a badass. Let us know what you think in the comments.
Chinchilla’s are native to the Andes mountains in South America. This Chinchillin T-Shirt is not. Did you know that they are rodents that live in colonies called “herds”? True Fact. It’s on Wikipedia, and Wikipedia is never wrong.
You can check out the Chinchillin T-Shirt here. Brought to you by the folks over at Snorg Tees.
When I was a young buck I used to thing that I wanted a Chinchilla, but I was never that good at taking care of animals. I had a rabbit once. It’s head fell off. I’ll just stick to t-shirts.
This is a much happier video than I thought it would be.
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Grumpy Cat is an internet phenomenon. Did you know that there’s even a book. Yeah, No kidding. You can check it out here. Anyway, it seems only fitting that there is a Hello Grumpy T-Shirt. Leave it up to the guys over at Busted Tees to come up with this clever parody on Hello Kitty. As a side note, I have a two year old daughter. She is quite possible the grumpiest child I know. As of right now she’s spent the last 15 minutes crying downstair because she doesn’t want to wear socks with her shoes. There was no reason to really tell you that though. Just thought you should know.
You can check out this t-shirt in it’s full glory here. It’s from Busted Tees and it will run you about $20 currently.
Here’s the Original Grumpy Cat Video.(It wasn’t as exiting as I expected)
This post wouldn’t be complete without a Grumpy Cat meme. So here it is:
What’s your favorite Grumpy Cat meme? Let us know in the comments below.
You know who you are!
Honestly, if there were ever a t-shirt that explained the way I feel right now it would be this one.
I really think at this point I drink way too much coffee when you consider I drink 3 cups on the way to work. (I got a huge mug. heh, that just sounds wrong.) Then about 6 when I’m at work. Maybe it’s time to reconsider my coffee intake. Probably not going to happen though.
Check out the No Coffee No Workee T-Shirt here. It’ll run you about $11.
Here’s what happens when Hitler has no more coffee.
Also, I have no context for this meme. It just matches to post.
And that’s a wrap.
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